#13
Did
you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually
active or not?
Sex
is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love
they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine
and skin smooth. Gentle,
relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow. Lovemaking
can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic
dinner. Sex
is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers! Sex
is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
leaving you with a feeling of well-being. The
more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of
chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive
the opposite sex crazy! Sex
is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES
MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. Kissing
each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level
of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque
build-up. Sex
actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in
the brain. A
lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is
a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma
and hay fever. This
message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The
original is in a room in Palaiseau. It has been sent
around the world nine times. Now, sex has been sent to
you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you
within four days of receiving this message, provided
you, in turn, send it on.
If
you don't, then you will never receive good sex again
for the rest of your life. You will eventually become
celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke!
Send copies to people you think need sex (who
doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your
genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This
message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please
send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it.
This is true, even if you are not superstitious. GOOD
SEX, but please remember: 10 copies of this message
must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not
have good sex again for the rest of your life!!!!